President Jonathan Locked Out Of Aso Rock

by November 25, 2014 0 comments
In a retaliatory move against the PDP led presidency, Aso rock and consequently Nigeria was thrown into a state of comic pandemonium as Nigeria’s President President Jonathan, who was fresh in from an economic summit was refused entrance into the Presidential villa as fierce looking hunters with tribal marks and O.P.C special forces had cordoned off the villa…pic above of President Jonathan in shock

A similar event which ensued late last week when the Speaker of the House of Representatives had to ‘scale’ the gates to the chambers then happened as GEJ loyalists had to support the President to climb the gates to show that he was also a fit leader.

This was how ever to be unsuccessful as the irate looking hunters blew their powder-ash looking version of tear gas into GEJ’s eyes who in-turn had his presidential pants damaged. The President who was in the company of PEJ, had to borrow her wrapper to cover the ‘sins that were laid bare’.

PDP spokesperson, Oliseh Metuh took a scathing swipe at the APC leadership alleging that the APC had hired thugs to hijack the Presidency. speaking with FNN, he said ” the way and manner in which the president was ‘ambushed’ by thugs paraded by the opposition shows that they are ready to tango but the PDP will surely succeed by the end of the day,the President is loved by all”.

Responding to the statement, APC spokesperson, when contacted by NB simply responded saying “2 can play the game”.

Alex Alabi

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